Wednesday, October 15, 2008


So we at the Strong Verse Blog have finally come upon a candidate to endorse in the upcoming election:

Kirby Olson
of the Lutheran Surrealist Party.

Kirby's positions are ideal for a President:

"I would hate it. I would be the most shy president since Benjamin Harrison. I would never make public appearances ever! And I would do nothing at all. In fact, that's my only campaign promise.

I would do nothing at all. It's a promise.

I will continue to write entertaining blog entries, and you will get close-up photos of the White House Easter Egg rolling contest.

The only issue I have is Lyme's Disease. I will put at least fifty more trillion dollars into research on this terrible malady."

This is also partially mercenary. Kirby has offered me ambassadorships to both Barbados and the Tyrol.

Vote for whoever you want to, but if you live in a place where your vote won't count anyway (I'm talkin' to you, California and Texas) -- VOTE FOR KIRBY!

1 comment:

Kirby Olson said...

Thanks, G.M. Your Tyrolian ambassadorship is in the works.