Saturday, December 5, 2009

No Joy in Gainesville

In Alabama, where the rednecks live, the crowds are drinking deep;
The 'Bama fans are sneering, and 'Bama records keep,
Alabama men are inbred, but tonight they all can shout;
For there is no joy in Gainesville— mighty Tebow has struck out.

5 comments:

David said...

Well put.

mistressoftoast said...

don't cry Tebow, we still love you.

Kirby Olson said...

I don't get it because it seems to me that the war is making girls able to be representatives and able to read and write.

What's the point of being born if you can't read or write?

You have to fight for freedom.

Peace without literacy for women and girls is a crime.

G. M. Palmer said...

"literacy"? What?

Are you really saying we should die for literacy? What does that say for the billions of people who have lived who could never read? Was their life not worth living? You have a queer definition of peace and freedom, Kirby.

Perezoso said...

'Bama is near the hurricane zone, of course. The 'bama peoples better be good and put aside the "sybaritic" phunn , or JHVH might jus' send down another can of Whupass, like He done to 'Nawlins with Miss Katrina, as Rev. Kirby O sez.

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